02-Apr-2001
Yesterday Junkion Dee-kal was out playing paintball with her friends.

She decided to invite Autobot Pipes over. But Dee-kal didn't have any intention of letting him come prepared. She just told him they were going to "paint the town" with some friends.

Pipes was aware of this human practice to color their structures. He actually had a can and brush lying around. Like a sport, he decided to pack up and pitch in.

Poor Pipes. Here we see Dee-kal getting the jump on him. She springs out from a pile of barrels and lets him have it! Three seconds and nine paint cartriges later, Dee-kal stops firing because she is laughing so hard!

Scared out of his mind, Pipes tosses his paint can high into the air. As he lands on the ground, the paint can lands on his head.

Dee-kal finally calms down from laughing but when she see's pipes with yellow paint all over him AND wearing a paint can on his head, she doubles over in uncontrollable laughter again!

Still giggleing Dee-kal manages to ask "Are you all right, Pipes?"

Pipes wipes the paint from his optic sensors, "Oh, I guess so."

She walks over to him and gives him a big hug. "Awwww Pipes", Dee-kal consoles "I played a prank on you, huh?".

"I think so. But I deserved it."

"Yes, you did." Dee-kal scolds. "You know what day this is. And you know how the humans get all silly on this day."

Pipes shrugged. "I should have seen it coming. I mean I should know about humies more than you!" He stands wiping paint from his arms but he's still wearing the paint can.

"Sure you do..." Dee-kal snears. She pauses to think for a second. She picks up her gun and reloads a few pellets. Adopting a more sympathetic tone she asks, "You took it OK didn't you? I mean, you know it's a joke and all..."

"Well, of course Dee-kal," Pipes assures.

"Then your feelings aren't hurt or anything like that?

"No. No. I know when I've been had".

"OK, good." She turns with the paint gun cocked and loaded. "Then you won't mind this..."

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